Telling bouncers that you need to stay at Amps after the lights have gone on because you have "chronic, severe dehydration that often results in a severe case of death" doesn't work.
Seriously, why do they kick us out at 5a.m now? The only other place open in Perth at this ridiculous hour is McDonald's on William Street. And they're serving breakfast, and may as well be closed.
I should be writing right now. But last night I (or somebody else, or multiple people) spilled vodka and orange all over my living room floor and today I keep getting stuck to the floorboards in places. It's seriously inhibiting my walking speed and therefore my productivity for the entire day. It's a Class 4 Sunday Write-Off.
In addition to this, Nathan, my housemate, decided to perform some much-needed ExitMoulding on our bathroom ceiling as soon as we all rolled out of bed at 1p.m this afternoon. Now my eyes are burning like I've just submerged my face in a bucket of undiluted chlorine. Does chlorine come like that, in a pure form?
Ugh. I can't even go to bed because my room smells like moldy hotcakes.
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I believe Chlorine is a gas. So you'll probably burn your eyes nose and mouth.
On a lighter note, yes agreed with nothing open at 5am...though you could always provide light entertainment to you local baker who would already be up rolling, kneeding and doing whatever else bakers get up to at that unholy hour of the morning.
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